Bye Bye Beijing: A wish list for upcoming Olympic Games

Now that the extravagance and spectacle of the 2008 Summer Games has subsided, it’s time to reflect on what was. Michael Phelps and USA in Bolt were scary in their respective destruction of the record books; Phelps captured 8 Gold Medals in the pool and Bolt sprinting to an unheard of 2 world records in the 100 and 200m. These games also had unexpected surprises; the lip-syncing controversy of the opening ceremonies, amazing Chinese gymnasts who may or may not have been too young, and the Swedish tae kwon do referee who took a kick to the kisser from a Cuban contestant after the match he was officiating ended. All in all however, put on an incredible show.  Though, in stark contrast to the opening and closing ceremonies, some of the competitions seemed to lack that edge-of-your-seat’ness.  How many people stayed awake for the Equestrian finals (horse-riding competitions are considered athletic contests??) or those heart-pounding pistol events? We think there are some obvious replacements for those “sports” that seem to be, well, just a little lame.

First, some rules; in general, sports are eligible to be included if they meet certain criteria. They should have a scoring format, ruling body, and must be widely practiced (75 countries on 4 continents for men’s competitions and 40 countries on 3 continents for women’s). Any sport that requires motor propulsion cannot be included (Phelps and Bolt feats not withstanding), so no luck for F1 and Moto GP fans.  In addition, the sport in question needs to be recognized as an Olympic sport prior to the Olympic Games in which they are to be contested and usually shown as a demonstration sport at a prior Olympic Games.

Cricket: Originated in  in the early 1600’s, now more than 120 nations are recognized as cricket playing countries. Some people complain about the length of the game, but this refers to the traditional “Test” format which runs for five days. Shorter formats have been developed over the years, the latest being the Twenty20 format where a game can be wrapped up in under three hours. After the Olympics and FIFA World Cup, the Cricket World Cup is the most popular sporting event in the world and televised in over 200 countries. The game was last part of the Olympics in 1900 and, though not currently included, it continues to be recognized as an Olympic sport.

This game is best described as volleyball using everything to hit the ball over the net except the player’s arms and hands.  Using a rattan ball, the game has some of the most amazing acrobatic stunts this side of the trampoline; including gravity defying kicks, flips, twists Situs Gacor and turns, in mid-air.  Having gained popularity in the early 1400’s throughout today the sport is played in most countries around the world.  With regional associations in countries as far as Scotland and Brazil, the game has spread far beyond its Asian roots.

Muay Thai:  Literally means “Thai Boxing” when translated.  Originating in ancient Thailand (though various similar fighting forms exist throughout South East Asian countries) the sport owes its beginnings to battlefield combat.  Like other martial arts, it focuses on body fitness and toughness. Known as the “art of eight limbs”, Muay Thai uses all parts of the body for attacking and defending and has few restrictions.  As a result some matches can be quite brutal.  The World Muay Thai Council, which is the governing body, includes 120 member countries around the world. With the recent success of the reality television show “The Contender: Asia”, the sport’s popularity is definitely growing.

Squash: The game was developed in London in the early 1900’s, with the name “squash” referring to the use of a “squashable” ball. Now 125 countries are affiliated with the World Squash Federation. Along with karate and rugby, it is among seven sports currently shortlisted to be included in the 2016 Olympics. Similar to tennis in the level of fitness and skills required, but using a much faster moving ball, it had previously been denied entry to the Olympic program due to spectator restrictions; primarily because it’s played on enclosed courts. This was rectified by creating tinted glass walls, allowing the game to be visible from the exterior but yet not distracting to the players inside.